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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

No way

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

A Rocket That Crashed on the Moon in 2022 Wasn't Musk's—New Study Reveals Its True Origin - Jason Deegan

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which is the most liked web series in India?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?